• fido_alive

  Male

  Age: 36

  Minneapolis, MN

  Heterosexual

  In relationship

• Member#: 2086

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About fido_alive

Tommy, my hero.



Newest favorite post ever:

Jill wrote: or they were playing in his sandbox, until one of the ladies recognized Fido from being the bass player with Reo Speedwagon...they went nuts, started shrieking, then stripped Fido naked and covered him with caramel and chocolate and made him into their personal twix bar bitch....and he loved every minute of it

New Favorite Posts.

Paulie wrote: I can't be the only one who seriously thought he was talking about carpet, am I?

Paulie wrote: I tossed out my carpet and brought in the floating floor. Its hot.

2nd Favorite Post.

Nina wrote: Well i personally luv a good injection, i dont really have to worry about the kids stuff cuz i got a ring inserted. Plus, i just like how it feels when its leaking back out, AND it reduces pollution cuz you dont really put condoms to recycle do you? Thats a double bonus for me =) but i dont really care where he cums once its after me ;-)

From the best story teller on Stars...

Jill wrote: Fido was playing the trumpet in the jazz band when...she...walked in. The boys in the band called her Nina. The waitress with the recent root canal surgery called her Nintha. She immediately made eye contact with Fido and he tried to make crotch to crotch contact after his last number. He went halfsies on a can of pabst blue ribbon with her, then invited her back to his place. On the cab ride back to his high rise apartment, he played a smoky night club version of "do ya think i'm sexy" on his trumpet. The sex was going great until Nina said "oh my god, would you please make him leave !?!? I can't fuck with him staring at me!!!" Fido looked over his shoulder. It was Arthur, the aardvark. He had that bewildered, "what the fuck are you doing?" look on his face. A nekkid and ashamed Fido shooed Arthur into the bathroom, then returned to the bedroom and found that Nina had drifted off to sleep. He spooned her and now and then said "honda civic in a traffic jam...beep beep", as he would reach around and honk her boobies.

Nina wrote: *shudder* omg...stop! it makes my blood crawl and my spine tingle with pain...its so weird looking!

I hope she isn't talking about me...
New favoritest quote:

Lisa wrote: 5.damn it Terri if you borrow my buttplug wash it BEFORE you put it back

Bestest quote ever:

Fido wrote: Sorry to have to do this to you folks, but I'm going to have to break out years of honed debate skills, years of advice from my mom, and one quarter of psychology... ready? You're wrong. I'm right. Deal with it. And, if that wasn't enough, word.

I miss the ocean.

fido_alive's Friends

Starlite USA:) Age: 26	Jill USA Age: 23	Nina Caribbean Age: 20	Scooter MI Age: 44
Paulie Edmonton Age: 21	LayLow Edmonton Age: 26	Bunny Edmonton Age: 22	Kitten-x Edmonton Age: 35

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fido_alive's Comments

Starlite USA:) Age: 26	well i don't really want to be here but no-one here pretends to be my bestfriend then steals the job I worked hard for months to get:(
	Jun 24, 2010 at 8:20 pm
FIREMAN mid west USA Age: 35	nice to see you are a live, long time no see!
	Jun 23, 2010 at 9:26 am
blizzard_101 BD Age: 22	What a pic .....don't know y it seems sth dissimilar to me??? :O
	May 27, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Starlite USA:) Age: 26	have a great easter:)
	Apr 3, 2010 at 5:18 am
FIREMAN mid west USA Age: 35	fido, i have to say you rock!
	Mar 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Kitten-x Edmonton Age: 35	Hey Fido!
	Oct 13, 2009 at 6:10 pm

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